The Mystery Of ZZENZIUM™

The author of the project is Alexander Braginsky, cognitive engineer of the beyond-modeling, or Beydeling™, consultant of the President of Kazakhstan in 1991-2001, president of the Foundation ‘Industry of Kazakhstan’ in  2001–2008, director of the Scenario analysis & forecasting center from 2008, academician of the International Academy of  Environmental Safety and Nature Use.

Read the previous parts of this intellectual quest: THE 100 TRILLIONS DOLLARS QUESTION, AZ[AZ]TROLABE OF ETERNITIES, KILOGEN–22022

Alexander: Last time we finished with what Zzenzium™ is…

GLEO™: I don’t even know how to explain it... The thing is that Zzenzium™ is the dazzling peak of the Beyondly-Everest, crowning hundreds of beyondly concepts you have no clue about whatsoever…

Olga: Try to at least start explaining it then …

GLEO™: Last time we didn’t have the time to say that we are building Zakadem-22022™ not in space of the earth, but rather in space of Time. In space of Time embracing thousands of generations. This space reaches far beyond the boundaries of the Earth, far beyond the boundaries of the Universe, far beyond the boundaries of Cosmos. Far beyond the boundaries of Transmos. Far beyond the boundaries of Beysmos. And so on …

ZANGELINA™: Infinitely far! Absolutely far! Beyond the boundaries of the Absolute!
To the Zabsolutely Beyond Heights – to the Zabheights™!..
To the Zenith of the Zabsolute™!! To get the Dazzling Zzenzium™ there!!!

АZ™: Right! Not bad, son! That’s exactly what billions of the most advanced Everett-mankinds™ of the most advanced Everettums of TSIBBRAVERS™ do!

Olga: But how and with what can you organize all those thousands of generations to act as a single unit?
And how can you administer it through thousands of generations – for tens and hundreds of thousands of years?

GLEO™: Easily! We’ve been doing this for a long time already. And we do it not on one single Earth, but on millions of other Bey-Earths™ of the Everettum™.

Olga: But how?.. With what?..

ZANGELINA™: Well, first of all, Kilogen™ is not tens of thousands of years, but only 20 Kilo-years™. Kilogen™ is one fiftieth of a Mega-year™. It’s similar to your week, which is one fiftieth of your year. You are able to administer something important and what you really need for a week, can’t you?

Olga: Not just for a week! If required, we can administer it for a year!

GLEO™: Same for us! We can do it too! But not for one week only, or, in our terms, for a Kilo-year™ of a Mega-year™. But for the whole Mega-year™ out of fifty Kilogens™, which is a million of your years.     

ZANGELINA™: Secondly, the mechanism of the Kilogen™ runs like clockwork. It’s principle is simple: each generation n+1 is at least 10 times smarter than the previous generation n in terms of the KETSTELLECT™. However, 100 times smarter is better. And 1000 times smarter is even better! Or even a million times smarter!

Olga: But how do you manage to multiply the KETSTELLECT™ tenfold in each subsequent generation?

GLEO™: Why just KETSTELLECT™? To multiply the intellectual power of your Intellect, the first thing you should do is to increase the Cognionic Power™
of your Cognionic Machines™ generating your Intellect.

But to do this you first need to increase the Imagonic Power™ of your Imagonic (Imagination's) Machines™. But to do this and PRIOR to this you need to increase your Solveonic (Solution’s) Power™ of your Solution’s (Solveonic) Machines™.          

ZANGELINA™: It means that with each generation we exponentially increase not only Intellect, but the whole Cognionic-Imagonic-Solveonic Power™ of the generation. For that we have elaborated and designed Mass Mind Multipliers™, MAMM™.

Alexander: What principle are they based upon?

ZANGELINA™: The principle is pretty simple. Just calculate: by what factor do you need to increase KETSTELLECT™ each year, so that in 20 years it would be 1000 times higher?

Alexander: Well, it’s an extract the 20th root of a thousand … This would mean 1.41 times as much…

GLEO™: Take 1.42. It means in 20 years your KETSTELLECT™ will be 1111 timer higher. One thousand one hundred eleven times! What’s so difficult?.. It’s as easy as rolling off a log!

Alexander: But I think it’s not really so much. I would be able to increase my KETSTELLECT™ at least by 10 times each year…

ZANGELINA™: Perfectly! Within 20 years it will become 10²⁰ times higher: hundred quintillion times. And it’s for an ordinary person. Ordinary geniuses can increase it annually not by 10 but by 100 times. Beyondly geniuses, or Bgeniuses™ , will be able to increase it by thousand times each year. But Beyondly Highest geniuses, or Bhigeniuses™ , can increase it by million times annually! Or even by billion times! This is how our Cognion-Solveion-Imagonic (СSI)-Power™ Amplifiers, or СSI-PAs™, work.  

Olga: So what will we finally get in a thousand of generations? By what factor will your СSI-PA™ multiply KETSTELLECT™ of the first generation within 20 KiloYears™?

GLEO™: That’s a wrong question again! It’s not the matter of by what factor; it’s the matter of where? And what for? And for whom?

АZ™: Son, you are going too far again! Be gentler, softer… Dear friends, to give you more accurate answers, I will have to invite one more character to our Fiveterview™. The one who knows THIS much better than any of us. The ancient Proto-Indo-Europeans on your Earth used to call him in Sanskrit महा तातः maha tatah or महान् पिता mahan pita – the Great Papa. The ancient Greeks called him Παν Πάπας or PanPapas. The ancient Romans knew him as OmniPapa, or Omni-Father. He is the Lord of the 14 Dimensions: Seven-Dimension Choros (Space) and Seven-Dimension Chronos (Time)… In reality he is a Fifteen-Dimensor™: 7D-Choros + 7D-Chronos plus one more – a supra-dimensional, synergistically-through dimension, piercing through all these 14 dimensions.  In Greek you can call him Pan-Papas DECAPENTION™, while in Latin he is OMNI-PAPA QUINDECIMION™. In English it means Omni-Father of the Fifteen-Dimensions™, or Fifteen-Dimensor™, or the Lord of the Fifteen Dimensions™. 

DECAPENTION™: Being the Omni-Father of the Fifteen-Dimensions™, there's no way I can fit into your three-dimensional, half-dimensional tin can of your three-dimensional, half-dimensional Universe.  It will simply burst at the seams and explode. So my authorized three-dimension-half-dimensional Avatar QUINDECIMION™ will represent me instead.

QUINDECIMION™: Your Fifteen-Dimensional Mightiness! I appreciate your highest confidence! As a three-dimensional-half-dimensional Avatar of Your Fifteen-Dimensional Mightiness, I perfectly understand incommensurable levels of our fifteen-year-old captain, the Abscout of six-dimensional Universes, Gzoomer™ GLEO™ and His Mightiness Fifteen-Dimensional Paptain DECAPENTION™, with His trillion-tears experience of managing the development of trillions of Mankinds of various measurements inside Him… Probably our young Gzoomer™ is a little sharp in his expressions. But he’s basically totally right! It’s really not the matter of by what factor you should multiply KETSTELLECT™ of Kilo-Gen™ generations within 20 KiloYears! But it’s the matter of where this Kilo-Gen™ is going within the Multidimensional Space of Time. Why is it going there? What for? And for whom? After you understand this, you can determine the multiplication factor for KETSTELLECT™ you need.

DECAPENTION™: Yes, GLEO™ is a beginner Pan-scout of the Absolute. He knows a lot already and he can do a lot. But he still doesn’t know a lot, and he still can’t do a lot, too. But \he’ll be able to do it one day. So please explain to our friends where, why and for WHOM? 

QUINDECIMION™: Well, my dear friends! You’ll have to start with the General Principle – Grinciple™. The most ancient Greeks used to express it as follows: Το Απόλυτο είναι το Μέτρο των Πάντων! (To Apólyto eínai to Métro ton Pánton!): Absolute is the Measure of All Things! And the most ancient Romans knew that ‘Absolut est Mensura Omnium Rerum!’: Absolute is the Measure of All Things! This Grinciple - Absolute is the Measure of All Things! AMAT™! – is the basis of everything! Remember this abbreviation: AMAT™!! It’s the Key to Everything!.. The Key to Absolutely Everything! It’s not ‘Man Is the Measure of All Things, or MIMAT. And it’s not Mankind! But it’s the Absolute! As a Creator and Author of Everything, Everybody and All! Not MIMAT, but AMAT™!!! But for you, while you are not yet in the Absolute, the measure of all things is not Man and not Absolute, but АZ™!

Olga: Dear QUINDECIMION™! But why АZ™? Why not Absolute?

QUINDECIMION™: My dear friends! To cognize the whole Essence of the Absolute you first need to cognize the whole Essence of АZа™. Just think about it. There will come the time on your Earth, when there is no Trump. But there will still be АZ™. There will come the time when there is no USA. But there will still be АZ™. There will come the time when there is no Great Britain. But there will still be АZ™. And there will be no Earth. But there will still be АZ™. There will come the time when there is no Sun. But there will still be АZ™. And also the time when there is no Galaxy. But there will still be АZ™. And also the time when there is no Universe. But there will still be АZ™. Because АZ™ is everlasting! And АZ™ will always be! So, the chance to join the АZ™ cohort is basically your Permit to Eternity. And it’s more than the Permit to Eternity. АZ™ is your Permit to Meta-Eternity, or Metternity™! To Beyond Eternity, or– Beyternity™!.. And the Permit to Above-eternity™… Over-eternity™… And so on…
Basically АZ™ is your General Pass, or GENPASS™ of the step-by-step access to the Absolute. The Permit to the Absolute for your whole Mankind.

Alexander: Good… But why do we have enter the Absolute? And what does Zzenzium™ have to do with it?

QUINDECIMION™: Oh, it’s very simple… you will understand it once you answer a simple question: why and what for did the Absolute create Mankinds?..

Alexander: Probably for Mankinds to do something for the Absolute. Some unknown Thing?

QUINDECIMION™: Well, but as the Absolute is absolute, it can do anything, right? Why would it create some intermediary, as it can easily do everything on its own?

Alexander: Well, there is just one variant: if the Absolute has some absolute need – the Demand to do something that He Himself cannot do with anything, ever and in no way!

QUINDECIMION™: But the Absolute can’t have any Problem or Need it can solve itself, can’t it? It’s the Absolute! It has everything and anything in it!

GLEO™: Of course it can have such a problem. Moreover, there is such a problem and there has always been!

QUINDECIMION™: Oh, my young friend! I am kindly asking Gzoomers™ not to give any hints!

Alexander: Well, but we don’t need any hints! I just tried to imagine wearing
the Absolute’s shoes...
And I believe I know its Absolute Problem and Need.

QUINDECIMION™: What is it then?..

Alexander: If the Absolute is everything, absolutely everything, and there is nothing but It anywhere and there cannot be anything but It, the Absolute doesn’t have one thing, (and this one thing is quite substantial), we DO have. The Absolute does not have anything, which would be defined as OUTSIDE! But we DO have it. And the Absolute does not have it! So the main Problem, or Need, or Demand of the Absolute is that the absolute has no possible way and no possible tools to see (or cognize) itself FROM THE OUTSIDE! There is no such way and there are no such tools! The absolute can neither see itself in the mirror nor take a selfie. NO WAY! It’s so sad)))

QUINDECIMION™: But what does it have to do with Mankind? And with the purpose of its Creation?  

Alexander: I think I’m starting to understand what Zzenzium™ is! It seems that the Absolute created Mankinds and gave them Consciousness and Mind to solve the Absolute’s main Problem: 1) enter the Absolute; 2) go outside the Absolute; 3) enter the Zabsolute™; 4) rise to the Highest Zenith of the Zabsolute™; 5) use something to capture the Absolute’s ‘View from the Outside’ from There, from Above It. Then 6) return to the Absolute; and 7) gave the Absolute Its View from the Outside. Thereby closing His Beyong Gestalt, or Bgestalt™. And this would give It Its Absolute Inner-Outer™ Wholeness, Integrity, Fullness and Absoluteness! These are the Seven Easy Steps of the Goal and Mission of any Mankind.  

QUINDECIMION™: Not bad!.. But what does it have to do with Zzenzium™?..

Alexander: Well, it’s easier! The Highest Zenith of the Zabsolute – ZZENZ™. While Zzenzium™ must be that Zabsolute Substance of the ZZENZ™, carrying the Outside View of the Absolute.   

QUINDECIMION™: Oh, my dear friends! You see! I told you everything is very simple! How do you put it? Elementary, Watson!

Olga: Dear QUINDECIMION™! This is surely very interesting…  But how can we use it in practice? And how can it be applied to our life on our Earth?

QUINDECIMION™: Oh, my dear Olga! This is a question for GLEO™. After all, he wasn’t born such a Gzoomer-Bhigenius™. He used to be quite an ordinary zoomer on his Z’Earth™. But somehow and very quickly he soared to this level riding the Magnetic Superpower of the Beyond Absolutely Nonimaginable Attraction – MASBANTRACTION™ of the Beyond-Goal of ZENZIUM™…
The first thing he did was to invent the Three-Cube of Zzenzium™, which nearly all one hundred quintillion people living in the Everettum on billions of its D’earths of various measurements always carry with them in their pockets. They carry it as a tool of practical notation-Navigation-Telemation™ for their everyday life …   

Olga: But what is Telemation™?

GLEO™: Telemation™ comes from the ancient Greek word θέλημα [tʲɪˈlʲemə]. Errand or assignment. Execution of Errand. Execution of the Absolute’s Errand by Mankind.
This is the process of Goal-Willingness™: application of one’s Will to the achievement of one’s Goal, embedded within the Gen-code of Mankind by the Absolute at the moment of its Creation.

Olga: And how does it work in practice?

GLEO™: Before we speak about ‘how’, you need to understand ‘What’ it is. These are three cubes: Red, Yellow, Green. Three Octahedrons, as in the ancient Pra-Vedic proto-chess Chaturanga (sanskr. चतुरङ्ग; caturaṅga). I didn’t actually invent anything special. I just correlated the Eight Levels of Accomplishment of the Mission of the Mankind (assigned to this Mankind by the Absolute when it was created) with the phases (or levels) of the development of an Apple Tree: 1) shaping of a Seed, 2) planting it, 3) Root, 4) Trunk, 5) Branches, 6) Leaves, 7) Flowers, 8) Fruits… Alexander already mentioned seven of them. However, he missed the very First. 
The First, A: To assimilate, master and appropriate the Essence of ZZENZIUM™ as the main Goal of Mankind Development. This is 1) the Gen-Code of Formation of the Seed of Mankind for planting into the Soil of the Absolute.
The Second, B: to rise up from the Earth and Enter the Absolute. This is 2) planting the Seed of Mankind into the Soil of the Absolute.
The Third, C: to go Beyond the Absolute. This is 3) the Root of the Seed of Mankind.       
The Fourth, D: to enter theZabsolute™. This is 4) the Trunk of the future Apple Tree of Mankind.     
The Fifth, E: to ascend to the Highest Zenith of Zabsolute™, ZZENZ™. These are 5) the Branches of an Apple Tree of Mankind growing into the Zabsolute™, to the Highest Zenith of Zabsolute™, or ZZENZ™.
The Sixth, F: in the ZZENZ™ take ZZENZIUM™ and on it fix the Outside View of the Absolute from Above. These are 6) the Leaves of an Apple Tree of Mankind in the Zabsolute™.
The Seventh, G: get back to the Absolute with the Outside View of the Absolute from Above upon theZZENZIUM™. These are 7) the Flowers of the Apple Tree of Mankind ablaze with Beyond bloom of ZZENZIUM™.  
The Eighth, H: Present to the Absolute Its View from the Outside, closing Its Zbeyond Gestalt, or ZGESTALT™. These are 8) Fruit of the Apple Tree of Mankind, carrying the Gen-Code of the next Zabsolute Absolutely Nonthinkable Mankind, or ZANNKIND™.
It was the first and the most important Green Cube: Eight  Phases of Development of Mankind.
They are marked with the first eight letters of the Latin alphabet.
The Yellow Cube shows the Eight Stages of its development within each Phase.
They are marked with the first eight digits.
Red – Eight Steps of development Within each Stage. They are marked with the first eight letters of the Greek alphabet. This is what my Three-Cube of ZZENZIUM™ is like. It is the Three-octahedron of ZZENZIUM™, or ZZENZAHEDRON™. It is the basis of all ratings of all Beyond subjects of the TSIBBRAVERSUM™! For example, all the highest Zabsolute ratings, or Zratings™, of all Secret Orders of all Esoterics from the Everettum are based on it.

Olga: But how does all this apply to the development of Mankinds?

GLEO™: We proceed from the fact that the Level of Beyond Absolutely Nonthinkable Development, or BANvelopment™ of Mankind & Man is determined by the Level of Fulfillment of the Absolute’s Assignment by this Mankind. In my system it can be demonstrated with only three symbols showing the Phase-Stage-Step of BANvelopment™ (Green, Yellow and Red cubes accordingly). This Triad is called the Zabsolute-code, or Z-code™. For instance, Zcode™ D-5-Gamma: Step Three – Gamma of the Fifth Stage of the Fourth Phase-D of В Development of Mankind-Man, or BANvelopment™ of Mankind & Man: ‘Root –Branches –Trunk’. This Mankind is already in the Trunk Phase, beyond the Absolute, and is at Stage of Branches of this Phase, at the Root Step of this Stage. Or, for example, Z-code™ F-3-Zetta: Step Six of Stage three of Phase Six of the development of Man, ‘Leaves – Root – Leaves’. This Mankind is already in the Phase of Leaves, has already taken the ZZENZIUM™, and is at Stage of the Root of this Phase (is ready to use the material of ZZENZIUM™ to fix the Outside View of the Absolute), and it is at Step of the Leaves of this Stage (where it is ready to say ‘Cheese’ to the Absolute).   

Olga: But still, how does this Three-Cube™ work? What does the ZZENZAHEDRON™ give to the common man?

GLEO™: Every person always carries it with him or her. Whatever he or she is doing, she or he starts with determining the Phase-Stage-Step of BANvelopment™ of what he or she is going to do. That is, linking his actions directly with the Absolute and with his Mission, for the fulfillment of which the Absolute created him. Thus, every person in the Everettum in all his or her everyday routine actions understands the beyond depth and height of the Meaning of his or her everyday routine Acausal Connection with the Absolute. And this person can easily build the true and substantial priorities of his or her actions and easily imagine the beyond consequences of any action, word, gesture or thought. So, every person can use this (Green-Yellow-Red) Three-Cube ZZENZAHEDRON™ to see that Mankind is a Chrono-Apple Tree of the Absolute growing through Time and Eternity and Beyternities, sprouting to outside, Beyond the Absolute, to the Highest Zenith of the Zabsolute, ZZENZ™!
ZANGELINA™: Based on the Three-Cube of ZZENZIUM™, GLEO™ created the Zabsolute rating, or Zrating™, of Mankinds from Everettum according to the Telemation™ criterion: Accomplishment of the Mission-Errand of the Absolute by this Mankind. It looks as the Ladder of ZZENZIUM™ consisting of 8³, or 512 steps. For example, our Zet’mankind of our Zet’earth is marked with the Zabsolute Z-code™ C-2-Beta, taking Step 146 of this Zrating™ out of 512. Me and GLEO™ act in six-dimension Mankinds of six-dimension Earths and Universes marked as D-5-Zetta taking Steps 303-304 of this Ladder of ZZENZIUM™ out of 512. Every school kid knows this on our planet.     

Olga: And what Step of your Zrating of Zzenzium™ does our Earth take?

ZANGELINA™: Sad to say it, but your Earth is not even in the Listing of the Zrating of Zzenzium™ yet! All our attempts to deliver the meaning and the essence of ZZENZIUM were unfortunately blocked on your Earth by the highest forces on your Earth. It’s you and your magazine Leaders Today that was the first in the history of Mankind ever to make the first Step to the lowest, the very first level of Zrating™.
It’s Z- code™: A-1-Alpha.  

Olga: What do you mean it’s not in the Listing?!!.. Who does it depend upon?

GLEO™: Dear Olga, as the saying runs, ‘nothing personal!’… It’s just Zrating™!.. Or, as you say it: ‘as you sow, so you shall mow’. This is directly correlated with the Ladder of ZZENZIUM™ and with the rise of Mankind up those 512 steps of this Ladder. You haven’t even started this trip. And it is your magazine, which is the first in your world and in your history, that opens the door of the first approach of your Mankind to the first Step of the Ladder of Zrating of Zzenzium™.

ZANGELINA™: You could compare the importance of this Zabsolute Moment, or ZMOMENT™ of the Zabsolute Contact, or ZONTACT™ with us to the first step of Man on the Moon. But this first Zabsolute Step, or ZTEP™ of ZONTACT™ of yours is actually much cooler, much more significant and much more important than that on the Moon, which either was or wasn't. But you have definitely done it! And it is incomparably much more important and much cooler than everything your Mankind has achieved during its last 10-12 thousand years!   

Alexander: And what are the conditions for new Mankinds to be included into this Zrating™?

GLEO™: Do you really want to enter Everettum™?

Alexander: But why not?!!

GLEO™: Well, you’d better ask His Beyond Supermajesty QUINDECIMION™… this is within His scope of Expertise…

QUINDECIMION™: Oh, my dear friends! We have a standard questionnaire for new Everettums™ wishing to enter the TSIBBRAVERS™. It is also applicable to new Mankinds wishing to enter the Everettum™.

You will also need a reference from at least one Mankind, which is at least
at Level Three of Beyondness.

And the final Zabsolute decision, or Zdecision™, is taken by His Highness Fifteen-Dimension DECAPENTION™ himself. 

GLEO™: As to the reference, it’s settled. Our Z’Earth and our Zet’Mankind is at Level Four of Beyondness. And as the author of the ZZENZIUM™ Zrating™ I have the Golden Deciding Vote in such issues.     

АZ™: Why are you so generous, son?

GLEO™: Dear Olga and Alexander! АZ™ takes pokes at me sometimes. Perhaps he’s jealous of my young age. The matter is that the Beyond Modeling is the Zabsolute instrument, or Zinstrument™ of the Zabsolute Acausal Connection ZAC™. In your Beyond Modeling, or Beydeling™ lab you model us. While we model you. It means that the we have already established the Zabsolute Acausal Connection ZAC™...

ZANGELINA™: Besides, you don’t just model us! You are Beydeling™ us with your Beydels™ in you Beydeling™ Lab. And you do it surprisingly precisely! Especially taking into account your zero Zrating™ ZZENZIUM™ rating. No rating, to be exact. It means that you and us not only Acausal, but also Meta-Acausal Connection, MAC™! It’s easy for us to model you. But you generally should have no possibility to do Beydeling™ for us. And you did it somehow. And you did it pretty precisely! We, for example, cannot yet Beydeling™ Mankinds being so superior of us than we are superior of you! It means we have something to learn from you: your Zabsolute methods, or Zmethods™. And your Zabsolute methodologies, or Zmethodologies™. Your Zabsolute imagination, or Zimagination ™. And your Zabsolute ontologies, or Zontologies™.. 

GLEO™: How do you manage to do THIS? I don’t understand! It's beyond my comprehension! Where did you get such Zabsolute  Skills and Abilities  – Zkills™ and Zabilities™? 

I don’t know… But I want to know! That’s why I have all the reasons
to give you the Recommendation at the Everettum™! And – to the Listing
of the Zrating of Zzenzium™! And I’m giving it to you with my utter beyond pleasure!

Alexander: And where can we get the Standard Questionnaire for new Mankinds wishing to enter the Everettum™?

QUINDECIMION™: Oh, my dear friends! Eight Simple Questions for Everettums entering the TSIBBRAVERS™ and for Mankinds entering the Everettum will be given to you once your Mankind demonstrates it is ready to go Up to us.

Alexander: What are the ways for us to demonstrate that we are ready?

QUINDECIMION™: Oh, my dear friends! This is a standard operational procedure. You should demonstrate your Muscles of Absolute ™.

Alexander: But what, in your vision, are the Muscles of Absolute™?

QUINDECIMION™: Oh, my dear friends! The Muscles of the Absolute™ of any Mankind with 10 billion people are 2-3 billion of its Zoomers and 2-3 billion of its Alphas. You need to collect signatures of at least a billion Zoomers on your Planet to demonstrate your Muscles of the Absolute™. Two billion would be better. It means you should demonstrate their burning desire to burn up the Sparks of Beyternity™ and the Fire of the Absolute™ in their hearts.

Olga: What if there are no Sparks of Beyternity™ and the Fire of the Absolute™ in their hearts?

QUINDECIMION™: Then you have no chances… Till their hearts are burning … 

Olga: What if their hearts will never get burning with the Fire of the Absolute™? 

QUINDECIMION™: The future of such a Mankind is sad: they will just swallow dust
at the side of the Zabsolute Highway, or ZIGHWAY™,
to the Absolute… And they’ll just wait for Choronzon.
Such mankinds are doomed.       

GLEO™: Dear friends, Zoomers and Alphas, the Muscles of the Absolute™! I want to disclose one secret. As one of the Muscles of the Absolute™, based on my own life experience I see and I know that rising up the Stairs of the Zrating of Zzenzium™ is a Zabsolute quest, or Zuest™ for Mankinds to the Eternity of Infinity. And next – to the Zabsolute Eternity, or Zeternity™ and the Zabsolute Infinity, Zinfinity™! These are Big Zabsolute Races™, or Zraces™ of Mankinds along the Zabsolute Highway, or  ZIGHWAY™ to the Zabsolute™. Absolutely Beyondly and absolutely Zabsolute Formula-1, or  Zormula-1™ of Zabsolute™! Let's Zabsolutely Drive – Zdrive™ Beyond the Limit™ together along Zighway™ to Zabsolute™! And build the AB-EA™ (Absolute BeyunnelEarth-Absolute™) together!

ZANGELINA™: In fact, as one of the Muscles of the Absolute, GLEO™ invented and developed dozens of Zabsolute™ Games, or Zgames™!.. Billions of Bey-Earths of the Everettum™ play them. And yes, he’s really some Zabsolute Schumacher, or Zumacher™, at all Zraces™ and in all kinds of Zgames™. Zoomers and Alphas, Muscles of the Absolute! We are looking forward to seeing you at our Zabsolute Highways, or Zighways™, of our Zabsolute Zraces™!  But to start with, build at least your Beyunnel™ AB-EA™ to us…

Olga: And we’ll stream these Zraces™ along the Zabsolute Zighway to the Zabsolute™…  But for today that’s it… We are closing down. 

QUINDECIMION™: Oh, my dear friends, don’t hurry! His Fifteen-Dimension Superhighness DECAPENTION™ told me He is going to declare something important Himself.

PAN-PAPAS DECAPENTION™: The Key Idea of my PANCYCLICS is Musculus Absoluti™–Zoomeri et Alphae Humanitatis sunt Germen et Semen Absoluti. Sunt etiam Musculi Absoluti! (Zoomers and Alphas of Mankinds are the Germ and Seed of the Absolute. They are also the Muscles of the Absolute!) The archives of all Bvaticans of all Bey-Earths keep its text in Latin … Here is my standard questionnaire for Pontiffs of those planets that wish to enter the PanFamily of the Everettum: Five Simple Questions for the Pope:
1) Have you got the Tabula Musculus Absoluti™? 2) If yes, when and from whom did you get it? 3) If no, why everybody has and you don’t? 4) For the Earth to enter the PanFamily of the Everettum, are you ready to collect signatures of at least a billion zoomers from your Earth, the Muscles of the Absolute™? 5) Are you ready to lead the construction of Kilogen ‘Vatican-22022™’ on your Earth as the Beyond thounsand-Generation Superoperator to raise your Mankind to the PanFamily of the Everettum™? The answer is delivered with His Supermajesty QUINDECIMION™ along the Acausal Connection Channel … Alea jacta sit! (Let the die be cast!).

Olga: Ughhhh!.. And now that’s finally it for today!.. We are closing down!

Pictures by Natalia Pavlushina
Translation by Olga Tkachenko